Category: Police Jokes

A fellow tries to cross the Mexican border on a bicycle with two big bags balanced on his shoulders. The guard asks, “What’s in the bags?” The fellow says, “SAND!” The guard wants to examine them. The fellow gets off the bike, places the bags on the ground, opens them up, and the guard inspects……

The following exchanges are taken from transcripts of 911 calls.

Her car was speeding along Interstate 80 at well over 80 miles an hour when it passed by a State Trooper’s position… Obviously, the officer was compelled to pull the young female driver over and he asked to see her license. After looking it over, he said to her, “It stipulates here on your license…

A man has too much to drink at a party. His friends offer to drive him home, but the says no–he only lives a mile away. About five blocks from the party, the police pull him over for weaving and ask him to get out of the car and walk the line. Just as he…

The inmate on death row was scheduled to be put to death by firing squad the follow morning. Throughout the day, the prison guards were being very nice to him. But when they asked him if he wanted something specific for his last meal, he didn’t want anything special. When they asked if there was…