Category: One Liners

Great to use in chat rooms or on cell phones!

I hope you never get a tetanus shot; maybe you’ll windup with lockjaw.

1.I’m busy. You’re ugly. Have a nice day. 2.Warning : I have an attitude and I know how to use it. 3.Remember my name – you’ll be screaming it later. 4.Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths? 5.I’m a multi-tasker : I can talk and tick you off at the same time.…

What does the dentist of the year get?…A little plaque.

IN GENERAL 1. Never take a beer to a job interview. 2. Always identify people in your yard before shooting at them. 3. It’s considered tacky to take a cooler to church. 4. If you have to vacuum the bed, it is time to change the sheets. 5. Even if you’re certain that you are…