Category: Miscellaneous

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead stranded on an island. The nearest land was about 20 miles away. Well, they’re all getting sick of one another, and the brunette decides to swim the 20 miles to land. So she swims, and swims, and swims, gets about 10 miles, about half way, and…

At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, “Aren’t you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?” The other replied, “Yes, I am, I married the wrong man.”

During a recent publicity outing, Hillary sneaked off to visit a fortune teller of some local repute. In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the mystic delivered grave news. “There’s no easy way to say this, so I’ll just be blunt: Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die…

Q: What do you call a group of blondes in a circle?A: A dope ring!!

For three years, the young attorney had been taking his brief vacations at this country inn. The last time he’d finally managed an affair with the innkeeper’s daughter. Looking forward to an exciting few days, he dragged his suitcase up the stairs of the inn, then stopped short. There sat his lover with an infant…

A housewife, an accountant and a lawyer were asked “How much is 2+2?”The housewife replies: “Four!”.The accountant says: “I think it’s either 3 or 4. Let me run those figures through my spreadsheet one more time.”The lawyer pulls the drapes, dims the lights and asks in a hushed voice, “How much do you want it…

Only in America

Attorney to witness: “And where was the location of the accident?” Witness: “Approximately milepost 499.” Attorney: “And where is milepost 499?” Witness: “About halfway between milepost 498 and milepost 500.”

If it was only a 3 hour cruise, why did Mrs. Howell have so many clothes?

Top Ten Changes at NASA to accommodate 76 year-old John Glenn’s return to space aboard the shuttle “Discovery:”