Category: Miscellaneous

A doctor at a major hair-loss institute in England now says the best way to avoid going bald: drink a lot of alcohol.They say drinking alcohol to excess increases hair growth.This could be true. When was the last time you saw a bald Kennedy?

A woman had been married three times and was still a virgin. Somebody asked her how that could be possible.”Well,” she said. “The first time I married an octogenarian and he died before we could consummate the marriage.””The second time I married a naval officer and war broke out on our wedding day.””The third time…

An elderly lady from a remote interior village went to one of Philadelphia’s most fashionable suburbs to visit her niece and husband. Nearby was a very well known golf course.On the second afternoon of her visit, the elderly lady went for a stroll. Upon her return, the young niece asked, “Well, Auntie, did you enjoy…

A man went camping in the woods by himself.He awoke early in the morning to hear a strange growling sound. He looked out to see a bear. He immediately began to run as fast as he could.The bear was gaining on him and he finally gave up hope, fell on his knees and said “Oh…

Two hunters were hunting deer when one accidently shot his friend. At the hospital the shooter asked the doctor if his friend would be ok. “Well, he WOULD have been if you hadn’t gutted him.”Two hunters shot a deer, and were dragging him to the car by the hind leg, which was difficult because the…

Proposed slogans for Holyfield-Tyson III10. The third Gogh around9. Dahmer vs. Psalmer8. The last supper7. Ear-reconcilable differences6. Grazing Bull5. You wanna piece of me?4. Blood, Sweat and Ears3. Lobe’s labor lost2. Bite of the century1. Why? Because I lobe it

“What’s wrong with your husband?” the psychiatrist asked.”He thinks he’s a chicken,” answered the woman.”How long has he been acting like a chicken?””Three years. We would have come in sooner, but we needed the eggs.”

Two men held up a bank. They cleaned out the cash drawers and then herded the tellers and clerks into the vault.They were getting ready to make their getaway when one of the tellers whispered, “Hey, buddy, would you do me a favor?”One of the robbers said, “What’s on your mind, pal?””Would you mind taking…

Two psychiatrists were at a convention. As they conversed over a drink, one asked, “What was your most difficult case?”The other replied, “I had a patient who lived in a pure fantasy world. He believed that an uncle in South America was going to die and leave him a fortune. All day long he waited…

“Who Done It”This s a story of four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody and Nobody.There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that because it was Everybody’s job. Everybody thought Anybody could do…