Category: Miscellaneous

This woman went to her docter because she felt her vagina lips were too large and she wanted to be operated on. She awoke the next morning to find 3 single roses next to her bed. She asked wthe Doctor who they were from. “The first rose is from me because I thought it was…

A golf club walks into a local bar and asked the barman for a pint of beer. The barman refused to serve him. “Why not?” asked the golf club. “You’ll be driving later,” replied the bartender.

The Colorado State Department of Fish and Wildlife is advising hikers, hunters, fishermen, and golfers to take extra precautions and be on the alert for bears while in the Dillon, Breckenridge, and Keystone areas. They advise people to wear noise-producing devices, such as little bells, on their clothing to alert but not startle the bears…

A grasshopper walks into a bar and walks up to the bar. The bartender says “hey, we have a drink named after you!” “Really?” asks the grasshopper, “You have a drink named Steve?”

A biologist, a psychologist, and a mathematician were sitting in a bar drinking coffee.Across the street, they watch as 2 people walk into the house, and then 3 people come out.”They must have reproduced!” cries the biologist.”It can’t be physically done!” cries the psychologist.”You guys are both wrong” says the mathematician. “Now there are negative…

Two sausages were in a pan.One sausage turns to the other and says, “Man, Its getting hot in here.”The other sausage screams and says, “AH! A talking sausage!!”

In pharmacology all drugs, once their patent expires, are given generic names. For example: Tylenol is Acetaminophen, Advil is Ibuprofen,and so on.The FDA is looking for a generic name for Viagra and announced today that they have settled on: MycoxafailinOther names considered were:MycoxafloppinMydixadrupinMycoxnowworkinMydixarizen……

Two Welsh sheepherders are perfoming unnatural acts with two of their herd simultaneously. One turns to the other, disgustedly, and says, “I hear they’re doing this to women in England!”

It was way back when buses first came out. There was a young guy who’s gramma just died and he needed to get to his other family to tell them. So he gets dressed in a hurry and runs to the bus stop. The bus driver stops and the guy started walking down the aile…

Did you hear about the blond girl in a coffin?She was the winner of the 1994 hide & seek contest.p.s: writen in the year 2001