Category: Miscellaneous

Josh was helping Sally, the blonde, clean out the trunk of her car. Inside, he noticed a bag labeled “Emergency Repair Kit”. Looking at it a little closer, he noticed a stick of dynamite inside. Thinking that was a bit strange, he asked Sally what it was for. She said, “It’s part of my emergency…

Four surgeons were taking a coffee break and discussing their work. The first one said, “I think accountants are the easiest to operate on. Everything inside them is numbered.” “I think librarians are the easiest,” said the second. “When you open them up, all their organs are arranged alphabetically.” The third surgeon said, “I prefer…

The colder the x-ray table, the more of your body that is required on it.

The nurse was walking down the hospital corridor when her supervisor spotted her. The supervisor couldn’t believe it. The nurse’s hair was unkempt, her dress wrinkled, and to top off her overall dishevelment, one of her breasts was hanging out of the open front of her uniform! “Miss Jennings! How can you account for parading…

Paddy comes home from the pub one night to find his wife in bed with another man. He goes to a drawer and gets a gun. He holds the gun to his head and his wife starts to laugh. Paddy says “Idon’t know what you’re laughing at- you’re next!”

End Of The WorldWhen the end of the world arrives how will the media report it?

An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to have the passengers take their seats and get prepared for an emergency landing. A few minutes later, the pilot asked the flight attendants if everyone was buckled in and ready. “All set back here, Captain,” came the reply, “except one lawyer…

A blonde girl just stepped into the bathtub when the doorbell rang. “Who is it?””Blind man,” came the response. Feeling charitable, the blonde dashed from the tub without bothering to put on any clothes, grabbed her purse, and opened the door. The man’s jaw dropped and he stammered, “Wh-where do you want me to put…

A duck hunter, proud of his markmanship, took his son out one morning to witness his skill. After some time a lone duck flew by. “Watch this,” whispered the dad, as he took aim and carefully fired. The duck flew serenely on. “My boy,” said the hunter, “you are witnessing a great miracle. There flies…

One day, the lawyer decided to get away from the pressures of lying to people and go skiing for a week. Just as luck would have it, a few moments after he had just started skiing, he heard a rumbling. In a few seconds he saw a huge mass of snow rushing towards him. Luckily,…