Category: Miscellaneous

You might be a Redneck if you see a sign that says, “Say no to crack” and it reminds you to pull your jeans up.

If you don’t like the way I drive, get off the sidewalk!

What do a blonde and a turtle have in common?When they get flipped on their back, they’re screwed!

Sid and Barney head out for a quick round of golf. Since they are short on time, they decide to play only 9 holes. Sid says to Barney, “Let’s say we make the time worth the while, at least for one of us, and spot $15 on the lowest score for the day. ” Barney…

The inmates of a prison had a joke book they all had memorized. The way they recited them was by the number of the joke. Some fellow would call out a number from 1 to 1000 and all would laugh. A new man in the prison, after studying the book, said he wanted to tell…

A young college student had stayed up all night studying for his zoology test the next day. As he entered the classroom, he saw ten stands with ten legs on them. Each bird had a sack over its head; only the legs were showing. He sat straight in the front row because he wanted to…

A village blacksmith working at his open forge hammering a white-hot horeshoe had just finished the shoe and thrown it on the ground to cool. A real wanna-be redneck walked in at just that moment. He picked up the horseshoe and fumbled with it while howling in pain. He then dropped it and tried to…

Court scene:1st Lawyer: You’re a fool2nd Lawyer: And you’re a damn fool.Judge: As the learned lawyers have now identified each other, can we now proceed with the case?

Shame And Glory:A woman walks into a bar and orders two shots. She downs the first one “This is for the shame”, and then the second one “This is for the glory.” She then orders two more shots. She drinks the first one “This is for the shame” and then the second one “This is…

Bill & Hillary Clinton were sleeping one night at the White House. Hillary wakes up and starts shaking Bill to wake him up. “Bill, Bill wake up.” Bill stays sleeping. Hillary continues, “Bill, Bill wake up.” Bill finally wakes up and says, “What do you want?” Hillary responds, “I have to go use the bathroom.”…