Category: Miscellaneous

What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?Beer nuts are over a buck and deer nuts are under a buck!

The Post Office briefly considered issuing stamps with Bill and Hillary’s faces on them. However, test marketing verified that the customers would spit on the wrong side of the stamps.

Two guys of limited intelligence were on a ship that sank in the middle of the Ocean. They managed to inflate a rubber life raft and grab a box of provisions before their ship slipped under the surface. After floating under blazing heat, for 6 days, they ran out of food and water. On the…

A minister told his congregation, “Next week I plan to preach about the sin of lying.To help you understand my sermon, I want you all to read Mark 17.” The following Sunday, as he prepared to deliver his sermon, the minister asked for a show of hands.He wanted to know how many had read Mark…

Do Roman paramedics refer to IV’s as “4’s”?

Morris walks into Dr. Cohen’s office and puts a note on the table in front of the Doctor. The note says, “I can’t talk, please help me!” The doctor thinks for a while and says to Morris, “Put your member on the table here.” Morris thinks this is a bit weird, but Cohen is a…

What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?About …..35 pounds

Why are there Braille signs on drive-up ATM’s?

Q: Why is it good that there are female astronauts? A: Because if the crew gets lost, at least the woman will ask for directions.

An American and North Korean are bragging about their countries.The American says “In my country, our technology is so good that we know who will win an election two hours before the polls close!”The North Korean doesn’t blink and says “Well in my country we know who will win two years before the polls close.”