Category: Miscellaneous

What did the light bulb say to the socket?I love you watts!!

Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on a Monday?A: You tell her a joke on Friday.

A man was sitting alone in his office one night when a genie popped up out of his ashtray and said, “And what will your third wish be?” The man looked at the genie and said, “Huh? How can I be getting a third wish when I haven’t had a first or second wish yet?”…

When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.

The Thomas’ were shown into the dentist’s office, where Mr. Thomas made it clear he was in a big hurry. “No fancy stuff, Doctor,” he ordered. “No gas or needles or any of that stuff. Just pull the tooth and get it over with.” “I wish more of my patients were as stoic as you,”…

Q: Why do they bury lawyers 20 feet in the ground?A: Because way deep down they’re great people!

Ways To Confuse Your Roommate

Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the kitchen? A: That’s the proper place to wash vegetables.

If a man is talking in the woods, and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?

Why does sour cream have an Expiration date?