Category: Marriage

A man in Phoenix calls his son in New York the day beforeThanksgiving and says, “I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough.” “Pop, what are you talking about?” the son screams. “We can’t stand the sight of…

There was this Asian lady married to an English gentleman and they lived in London. The poor lady was not very proficient in English, but managed to communicate with her husband. The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries. One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy chicken legs.…

Sadie’s husband Jake has been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet his faithful wife stays by his bedside day and night. One night, Jake comes to and motions for her to come closer. He says, “My Sadie, you have been with me through all the bad times. When I got…

Once there was a man who every week bought a lottery ticket in the local liquor store. He really didn’t expect to win until one day he jumped in joy when he found out that he won 30 million dollars. The man immidiatly ran to his car, drove home at full speed, pulled up the…

A man comes home to find his wife packing her suitcase. He says “Honey, what are you doing”. She says, “I’m leaving you, I want a divorce.”The husband says, “But why, what’s wrong?”The wife says, “I just found out that you are a pedophile”The husband says, “Whoa, that’s an awful big word for a 10-year…

A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary. Their domestic tranquility had long been known about the town, and on this very special occasion, a local newspaper reporter paid them a visit. He inquired as to the secret of their long and happy marriage. “Well”…explained the husband…”it all goes all the way back to our…

An Illinois man left the snow-filled streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida, his wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day. When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick email, unable to find the scrap of paper on which he…

Heaven is when you have:* An American salary.* A british home.* Chinese food.* A Swiss economy.* An Italian body.* A Japanese technology.* An African tool.* An Indian wife.Hell is when you have:* An American wife.* A british body.* A chinese tool.* Swiss food.* An Italian technology.* A Japanese home.* An african economy.* An Indian salary.

A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween Party. The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed, and there was no need of his…

John O’Reilly hoisted his beer and said, “Here’s to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife!”That won him the top prize for the best toast of the night!He went home and told his wife, Mary, “I won the prize for the best toast of the night.”She said, “Aye, what was…