Category: Marriage

A married man had a sweet young thing of a secretary and decided to take her to dinner. He called his wife to tell her that he had to ‘work late’ and she said, ‘no problem.’ After dinner they went back to her apartment and had mad sex for hours. On the way home he…

An American couple was sitting outside a souvenir shop in the desert, waiting for their tour bus. A local salesman approached them. After an impassioned sales pitch yielded no results, the salesman eyed the wife thoughtfully. “I’ll give you 100 camels for your wife,” he offered. The husband looked stunned, and there was an awkward…

A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year-old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, “What are these, Dad?” The man matter-of-factly replies, “Those are called condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex.” “Oh I see,” replied the boys pensively. “Yes, I’ve heard of that…

When met by a long procession of people led by a man with a dog, Joe asked the man: “Who died?””My Mother in law.””How?” Joe asked.”The dog bit her.””Can I borrow the dog?””Get in line.”

Bill and Hillary are out driving in the country near Hillary `s hometown. They are low on fuel, so Bill pulls into a gas station for a fill-up. The attendant comes out and begins to pump gas into the first couple’s tank. As he is doing this, he looks into the passenger window. “Hey, Hillary.…

A new preacher told his wife he was going to preach on water skiing,she said you can’t preach on water skiing. if you do i am not going, so she stayed home in the house behind the church as the preacher listened to the singing and got ready to preach and thought I don’t know…

A man and his wife were in a fancy resturant. While ordering, they noticed that the waiter had a spoon in his shirt pocket, and after looking around, they observed the other waiters and busboys each had a similar spoon. So the husband says, “what’s with the spoon?”The waiter said,”well, we had this company come…

While escaped, a convict broke into a house and tied up a young couple who had been sleeping in the bedroom. As soon as he had a chance, the husband turned to his voluptuous young wife, bound up on the bed in a skimpy nightgown, and whispered, “Honey, this guy hasn’t seen a woman in…

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Joe asks his wife, Karen, what she wants for their 40th wedding anniversary. “Would you like a new Mink coat?” he asks. “Not really,” says Karen. “Well how about a new Mercedes sports car?” says Joe. “No,” she responds. “What about a new vacation home in the country?” he suggests. She again rejects his offer…