Category: Holidays

The folks at American Greetings have compiled a list of lines to use when signing you valentine…. depending on your personality.

After she woke up, a woman told her husband, “I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine’s day. What do you think it means?” “You’ll know on Valentine’s Day.” he said. On Valentine’s Day, the man came home with a small package and gave it to his wife. Delighted, she opened…

If you are a man, chances are you have forgotten that Valentine’s Day or that all-important anniversary is coming up soon. Now that you know, this seems a good time to pause for a large hysterical fit. The angst you are feeling right now stems from a complete lack of understanding about what makes a…