Category: Family, Parents

This women goes into labor.They rush to the hospital.When they are there, the doctor comes in and tells the husband about the new invention they have He says, “This machine right here makes it easier for the women to have a kid. You strap this to your wrist and the father of the child will…

My uncle once spent days looking for his new hat. Finally, he decided that he’d go to church on Sunday and sit at the back. During the service he would sneak out and grab a hat from the rack at the front door.On Sunday, he went to church and sat at the back. The sermon…

One day a father and a child were walking down Mahattan Island.T his was the year 2032 and as the boy and the father were walking the father stopped and told his son “see there son that is where your grandfather died during the terrorist attack to the world trade center”.Then the boys asked in…

My uncle once spent days looking for his new hat. Finally, he decided that he’d go to church on Sunday and sit at the back. During the service he would sneak out and grab a hat from the rack at the front door.On Sunday, he went to church and sat at the back. The sermon…

The big game hunter gets talked into taking both his wife AND her mother along on one of his expeditions.It does not go well. The mother-in-law is, if anything, harder to get along with in the wilds than she was in the city. And to make matters worse, she won’t even abide by the simple…

It was graduation day and Mom was trying to take a picture of their son in a cap and gown, posed with his father.”Let’s try to make this look natural,” she said. “Junior, put your arm around your dad’s shoulder.”The father answered, “If you want it to look natural, why not have him put his…

LETTER TO A CHRONIC COMPUTER USERMy Dear Husband,I am sending you this letter via this E-mail thing, so that you will be sure to read it. Please forgive the deception, but I thought you should know what has been going on at home since your computer entered our lives TWO YEARS AGO. The children are…

A young boy went up to his father and asked, “What is the difference between potentially and realistically?” The father pondered for a while, then answered, “Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars. Also, ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million…

Letter from Camp… Dear Mom & Dad:We are having a great time here at Lake Typhoid. Scoutmaster Webb is making us all write to our parents in case you saw the flood on TV and worried. We are OK. Only 1 of our tents and 2 sleeping bags got washed away. Luckily, none of us…

Two women came before wise King Solomon, dragging betweenthem a young man in a three-piece suit.”This young lawyer agreed to marry my daughter,” said one.”No! He agreed to marry MY daughter,” said the other.And so they haggled before the King until he called forsilence.”Bring me my biggest sword,” said Solomon, “and I shall hew the…