Category: Family, Parents

Jack was going to be married to Jill, so his father sat him down for a little fireside chat. He said, “Jack, let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my trousers and handed them to your mother, and said, ‘Here – try these on.’ So, she…

A budding actor: “Dad guess what? I’ve got my first part in a , I play the part of a man who has been maried for 25 years.” Father: “That’s a good start son, just keep at it and one of these days you’ll get a speaking part.”

A mother had three daughters and, on their wedding, she tells each one of them to write back about their marriage life. To avoid possible embarrassment to their new husbands by openly discussing their love lives, the mother and daughters agree to using newspaper advertisements as a “code” to let the mother know how their…

A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is so proud of himself that he starts calling his wife “Mother of Six” in spite of her objections. One night they go to a party. The man decides that it’s time to go home, and wants to find out if his…

There was this guy who decided he wanted to live with his gay friends in a nudest colony and so he up and quit his job, and moved. He was really happy until he got a letter from his grandma. She told him he was about to die and wanted a picture of him. He…

Three sons left home, went out on their own and prospered. Getting back together, they discussed the Christmas gifts they were able to give their elderly mother. The first said, “I built a big house for our mother.” The second said, “I sent her a Mercedes with a driver.” The third smiled and said, “I’ve…

“I can’t go on like this!” the woman bawled at her husband. “My mother sends us money, my sister buys our kids clothes, and my aunt brings us food. I’m so ashamed.” “You should be!” replied the never-do-well. “Your uncles don’t give us a damn thing.”

A young virgin marries a Greek man and before the wedding her father tells her that, being Greek, her husband may ask her to turn the other way in bed one day, but the she doesn’t have to do it if she doesn’t want to. Sure enough, after a couple of months, her husband asks…

One day this little boy went on a bus a sat right behind the bus driver. The little boy kept on saying things like “If my daddy was a elephant and my mommy a girl elephant I would be a little elephant.” The little boy kept going on using almost all the animals he knew…

When I was younger I hated going to weddings …it seemed that all of my aunts and the grandmotherly types used to come up to me, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, ‘You’re next.’ They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.