Category: Family, Parents

A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?” And the father replied, “I don’t know son, I’m still paying.”

A Dr. is walking down through the hall of the hospital toward his office when he passes Mother Angelica walking very briskly while saying her rosary rather loudly. His associate, a psychiatrist, comes around the corner next and he asks him about this. “Hey, what’s with Mother Angelica? She was just hoofing down the hall…

Jonathan took his college roommate, Jake, home for Easter. After dinner, Jonathan addressed his father (who was a man of the cloth): “Dad, I need to tell you something. Jake and I want to get married and we’d like your blessing.” Jonathan’s father practically exploded. His face turned red and he was speechless for ten…

One Sunday morning Chelsea Clinton burst into the living quarters at the White House and said, “Dad! Mom! I have some great news for you! I am getting married to the greatest hunk in Washington. He lives in Georgetown and his name is Matt.” After dinner, the President took Chelsea aside. “Honey, I have to…

An attorney was sitting in his office late one night, when the Devil appeared before him. The Devil told the lawyer, “I have a proposition for you. You can win every case you try, for the rest of your life. Your clients will adore you, your colleagues will stand in awe of you, and you…

Young Father O’Reilly, newly ordained, was to hear his first confessions. Anxious to get his ministry off on the right foot, he asked the experienced Father McMartin to sit in and critique his handling of the assignment. At the end of the day the two clergymen sat in the rectory and reviewed O’Reilly’s performance. “Not…

This young boy was playing with a dew worm in the yard.His grandfather watching on the porch, yells out to his grandson:”I’ll give you $5 if you can shove that worm back into the hole”.The boy grabs the slimy, slinky worm and tries to shove it in the hole. After about 5 minutes, the boy…

A mother-in-law stopped unexpectedly by the recently married couple’s house. She rang the doorbell and stepped into the house. She saw her daughter-in-law standing naked by the door. “What are you doing?” she asked.”I’m waiting for my husband to come home from work,” the daughter-in-law answered.”But you’re naked!” the mother-in-law exclaimed.”This is my love dress,”…

A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father, who was a minister, if they could discuss his use of the car. His father said to him, “I’ll make a deal with you. You bring your grades up, study your bible a little, and get your hair cut, then we will…

son:daddy daddy why are we pushing the car over a cliff? Dad:shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!You’ll wake grandma.