Category: Bar Jokes

Two men were sitting next to each other at a bar.After a while, one guy looks at the other and says, “I can’t help but think, from listening to you, that you’re from Ireland.”The other guy responds proudly, “Yes, that I am!”The first guy says, “So am I! And where about from Ireland might you…

A guy goes into a bar and says “Bartender give me ten shots of tequila.” Bartender says “Ok”. So he lines them up side by side on the counter. The guy drinks them up really quick. The bartender says “Man you must be having a really good day today!” The guy says “Yeah, I just…

A man is in bed with his wife when there is a knock at the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it’s 3:30 in the morning. “I’m not getting out of bed at this time,” he thinks, and rolls over.Then a louder knock follows. “Aren’t you going to answer that?” says…

There were these three texans and they were gonna go to mexico to get drunk. Well they go there get drunk and pass out they wake up the next morning in jail. They ask the gaurds what they are in for. The gaurd says the only thing he knows is that they were to be…

There was a little boy who lived on a farm. One morning when he got up from bed his mother told him he needed to start doing his chores around the farm. The little boy said he would take over the chores for his dad. So he went to the barn and milked the cow…

We’ve all been there but don’t like to admit it. We’ve all kicked back in our cubicles and suddenly felt something brew down below. As much as we try to convince ourselves otherwise, the WORK POOP is inevitable. For those who hate pooping at work, following is the 2001 Survival Guide for taking a dump…

A duck walks into a bar.It asks the bar tender if he has any crackers??The bartender says No.The next day the duck walks into the bar and asks the same question.The bartender says “No, i dont have any crackers,”The next day the same thing happens, with the same response from the bartender.On the 4th day…

A duck walks into a bar. He goes up to the bartender and says “Got any grapes?” The bartender says “No” so the duck leaves. The duck comes back the next day, goes up to the bartender, and says “Got any grapes?” The bartender says “No” so the duck leaves. The next day the duck…

This guy walks into a bar and ask the bar tender for a drink. He gets his drink and minds his own business and looks up and down the bar. To his amazement, he is stunned to see a 10′ pianist on top of the bar. “Hey bartender,” he says…”What is that 10′ pianist doing…

A man who drank only beer all his life walked into his regular bar. He asks the bartender, give me a shot of wiskey fast. The bartender says to the man,you have been coming in here for years and all you drink is beer. What seems to be the trouble? The man replys: I just…