Category: Animals

On her way to work a lady passed a new pet shop. She had a few minutes to spare, so she walked into the store and took a look around. Near the store window she saw a cage with a beautiful red parrot in it. She admired him for a few minutes, when the parrot…

About a decade ago American government realizes that they are to be beaten by other countries in the automotive sector if they don’t put their heads together. Then they decide to deploy a council to make a research.The group visits a Japanese car factory and notice something strange. Everywhere in the factory, there are lots…

Top Ten Things To Do During Pet Appreciation Week:1. Lick your dog’s face.2. Get your dog a bone and bury it for him.3. Mark your territory by peeing on the couch.4. Bring your cat a dead bird.5. Make a real effort to learn to purr.6. Spend a day with your head stuck in a bird…

After a long day at the office, Chris came home one day to find his dog with the neighbor’s pet rabbit in his mouth.The rabbit was obviously dead. Chris panicked!”If my neighbors find out my dog killed their bunny, they’ll hate me forever,” he thought.So he took the dirty, chewed up rabbit into the house,…

Mrs. Biddle was walking down the street one day carrying a small box with holes punched in the top.”What’s in that box?” Mrs. Riddle asked.”A cat,” Mrs. Biddle answered.”What for?””I’ve been dreaming about mice at night, and I’m scared of mice. The cat is to catch them.””But the mice you dream about are imaginary,” said…

During the height of the cold war, the Americans and the Russians realized that if they continued their arms race, they were going to blow up the whole planet.They arranged a top secret summit, where it was decided to settle the whole dispute with one dog fight. They agreed to give each other5 years to…

This guy buys a parrot. Every morning he stands in front of the cage and asks in a pleasant voice “Can you talk?” This goes on for weeks with absolutely no response from the bird.Finally one morning, totally fed up, he shouts “CAN YOU TALK, YOU STUPID CREATURE? CAN YOU TALK?”The bird looks him in…

A man running a little behind schedule arrives at a picture theatre, goes in to watch the movie that has already started, and as his eyes adjust to the darkness, he is surprised to see a dog sitting beside its master in the row ahead, intently watching the movie. It even seemed to be enjoying…

Top Ten Signs Your Dog Doesn’t Like Your Husband:1. Your dog keeps running away, but you alwaysknow where to find him: In front of your ex-boyfriend’s door.2. He brings your husband his slippers and he brings you the car keys.3. He eats a load full of grass in the backyard, comes back in the house…

A three legged dog is walking down the middle of the road with a shotgun in his hand. When he was asked why he had a shotgun he said “I’m looking for the man who shot my pa”.