After the Great Britain…

After the Great Britain Beer Festival, in London, all the brewery
presidents decided to go out for a beer. The guy from Corona sits
down and says, “Hey Señor, I would like the world’s best beer,
a Corona.” The bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and
gives it to him.

The guy from Budweiser says, “I’d like the best beer in the world,
give me ‘The King Of Beers’, a Budweiser.” The bartender gives
him one.

The guy from Coors says, “I’d like the only beer made with Rocky
Mountain spring water, give me a Coors.” He gets it.

The guy from Guinness sits down and says, “Give me a Coke.”

The bartender is a little taken aback, but gives him what he ordered.
The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask, “Why aren’t
you drinking a Guinness?”

The Guinness president replies, “Well, I figured if you guys aren’t
drinking beer, neither would I.”