After a lengthy conference…

After a lengthy conference with the estranged husband, the lawyer reported to his client. “Mrs. LaMay, I have succeeded in making a settlement with your husband that is eminently fair to both of you.””Fair to both!” exploded Mrs. LaMay. “I could have done that myself. What the hell do you think I hired a lawyer for?”-*-After examining the contents of the employee suggestion box, the senior partner of the law firm complained, “I wish they’d be more specific.What kind of kite?What lake?”