A woman walks into a bar and notices a good-looking cowboy. She approaches him and asks, “Is it true what they say about men with BIG feet?” He replies, “It sure is, Ma’am. Would you like to come to my place and find out?” She sees no harm and decides to spend the night. The next morning as he is waking up, he notices the lady placing a hundred dollar bill on his nightstand. “Wow, I’m flattered. No one has ever paid me for my services,” he says. “Don’t be,” she replies. “Use it to buy a pair of boots that fit!”
