A village blacksmith working…

A village blacksmith working at his open forge hammering a white-hot horeshoe had just finished the shoe and thrown it on the ground to cool. A real wanna-be redneck walked in at just that moment. He picked up the horseshoe and fumbled with it while howling in pain. He then dropped it and tried to regain his composure. “Pretty hot, eh?” asked the blacksmith with a chuckle. “Naw,” said the redneck. “It just doesn’t take me long to look at a horseshoe. “