A Russian, a Cuban, an American, and a lawyer are on a train. The Russian takes a bottle of the best vodka out of his pack, pours some into a glass, drinks it, and says: “In the USSR, we have the best vodka in the world. Nowhere else can you find vodka as good as the one we produce in Ukraine. And we have so much of it that we can just throw it away.” With that, he opens the window and throws the rest of the bottle through it. The others are quite impressed.
The Cuban takes out a pack of Havanas, lights one, and begins to smoke it, saying: “In Cuba, we have the best cigars in the world: Havanas. Nowhere else are there so many and such good cigars, and we have so many of them that we can just throw them away.” He then throws the pack of Havanas through the window. Once again, everyone is quite impressed.
At this point, the American stands up, opens the window, and throws the lawyer through it.
