A long New Orleans…

A long New Orleans style funeral procession passes by, but instead of a jazz band, it’s lead by a man walking a lion. Behind the coffin walk at least 300 people. A bystander asks the man, “What’s going on?” “My lion ate my lawyer and this is his funeral,” is the reply. “Could I borrow your lion?” asks the bystander. “I’ve got a lawyer I’d like to have eaten. ” “Sorry, but you’ll have to get at the end of that line,” said the man, pointing to the 300 people following the coffin.