A husband and wife went to dinner and celebrated their fiftieth wedding anniversary. Afterwards, they returned home and went to their patio to relax with a glass of wine and to reflect on their fifty years together.
After a while, the husband said to his wife: “Honey, in all the years together, was there ever a time when you were unfaithful to me?”
The wife thinks for a bit and then says: “Oh yes, there was one time early in our marriage. Remember when you had lost your job and the bank was going to foreclose on the house? I made a trip to town, saw the banker, and we got the loan extended until you returned to work.”
The husband thinks for a bit and says: “Wow, honey, you saved our home; I guess I can’t really hold it against you for being unfaithful that one time. Was there ever another time?”
The wife thinks for a bit and then says: “Oh yes, there was one other time. Remember when you had gotten sick and needed an operation or you would die, but we didn’t have any insurance? I made a trip to town, saw the doctor, and you got the operation.”
The husband thinks for a bit and says: “Wow, honey, you saved my life; I guess I can’t really hold it against you for being unfaithful that time either. Was there another time?”
The wife thinks for a bit and then says: “Well, there was just one other time. Remember when you were running for club president and you only needed 58 more votes…”
