A guy goes to the doctor for a checkup and the doctor says, “Well sir, I have bad news and I have worse news.”
The guy says, “Well, give me the worst news first.” The doc says, “Well sir, you have Cancer.”
The guy says, “That’s terrible news, but what’s the bad news?” The doc says, “Well sir, you also have Alzheimer’s disease.”
“Well,” answers the guy, “at least I don’t have Cancer.”
