There’s an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman being chased by a policeman. They see an old warehouse and run inside. There are three empty sacks on the floor, and each of them jumps into a sack. The policeman enters and sees the three bundles on the floor. He goes up to the first one and kicks it. The Englishman shouts, “Woof Woof,” and the policeman, thinking it’s just an old dog, leaves it and kicks the second sack. The Scotsman yells, “Meow Meow,” and the policeman leaves this one as well, thinking it’s just an old cat. He walks over to the last sack and kicks it, and the Irishman yells, “Potatoes Potatoes!”
