These two convicts were about to be executed. The Warden says to the first one, “Do you have a last request?” The convict says, “Yes. I’d like to hear a Christina Aguilera song one last time.” The Warden says, “OK, I think we can arrange that.” Then he says to the second convict, “How about you? Last request?” The second convict says, “Yeah. Kill me first.”
