A little girl goes to visit Santa at the mall. When it is her turn, she sits on his lap and Santa says, “Have you been good?”
Little Girl: “Yes, Santa, very good.”
Santa: “What would you like for Christmas?”
Little Girl: “I want Barbie and G.I. Joe.”
Santa: “G.I. Joe? Doesn’t Barbie come with Ken?”
Little Girl: “No, Santa, Barbie fakes it with Ken. But she comes with G.I. Joe.”
