A priest at a parochial school was trying to elicit rules for proper behavior in church from the youngsters. He asked, “What rules do your parents give you before taking you to a nice restaurant?”
The second-graders responded:
– “Don’t play with your food.”
– “Don’t be loud.”
Then, the priest asked one little boy, “And what rule do your parents give you before you go out to eat?”
Without hesitation, the child replied, “Order something cheap.”
