A Jew, a Greek, and an Italian man all die in a plane crash.
They are standing before the Lord, and the Lord tells them, “I am
going to give you one more chance. I’ll send you back to earth on
one condition: that you give up your bad habits.”
They all say, “We will, we will. Please let us live again!”
The Italian man agrees to give up eating compulsively. The Jewish
man promises to give up thinking of money all the time. And the
Greek man vows not to constantly think about sex.
Suddenly they find themselves back on earth, walking down the
street. Before they even get a chance to say anything to each
other about what has just happened, the Italian man sees a
restaurant and begins to salivate. He starts running toward the
restaurant when POOF! He disappears in a cloud of smoke.
Just then, the Jewish man sees a dime on the street a couple of
feet away. He steps forward, bends over to pick it up, and POOF!
Both he and the Greek disappear.
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