One day, the lawyer…

One day, the lawyer decided to get away from the pressures of lying to people and go skiing for a week. Just as luck would have it, a few moments after he had just started skiing, he heard a rumbling. In a few seconds he saw a huge mass of snow rushing towards him. Luckily, he was right by a cave and was able to jump in before the snow could get him. Even more luckily, he happened to have some matches with him and was able to start a fire. Back at the resort, people realized that the lawyer had not returned, so a rescue team was sent out in search of him. After a few hours of searching, the team saw smoking coming from within the snow. One dug down and poked his head inside and said, “Are you there Mr. Jacobson? This is the Red Cross. “Bristling, the lawyer called back, “Get lost!I gave at the office!”