Man: Do you serve…

Man: Do you serve breakfast here?Waitress: Sure; what’ll it be?”Man:Let me have watery eggs…some burnt toast…and some weak coffee, lukewarm. Waitress: Whatever you say, sir. Man: Now, are you doing anything while that order is going through?Waitress: Why…no, sir. Man: Then sit here and nag me a while…I’m feeling homesick.