“Pat & Mick’s Thermos Flask Surprise”

There were these two builders called Pat & Mick who were working on a building site. One day, during their lunch break, Pat notices something in Mick’s lunchbox: “What’s that long silver thing in your box, Mick?”

“Oh, that, it’s my Thermos Flask,” replies Mick.

“What’s a Thermos Flask?” inquires Mick.

“It keeps hot things hot and it keeps cold things cold,” Pat informs Mick.

“That’s a marvelous idea!” says Mick. “You know what, I’m gonna get me one of those.”

The next day, Pat spots Mick’s shiny new Thermos flask and says to Mick, “I see you got one then.”

“Oh yeah,” says Mick.

“What have you got in it then?” asks Pat.

“Well, I’ve got tea and a choc ice!”