This guy is cruising at about 90 mph on the highway when a cop flicks on his siren. The guy starts to speed up, and so the cop starts to chase him. They get to 120, then 130, and finally 140 mph when all of a sudden the guy stops and pulls over. The cop goes up to the guy’s window and says, “If you can give me one GOOD reason for trying to outrun me, I’ll let you go.” The guy looks at him and says, “Listen, my wife ran off with a cop last week, and I thought you were trying to give her back.” The cop looks at the guy and says, “Alright, sir, you have a nice day.”
