There were three nuns…

There were three nuns who suddenly died.All their lives they wanted to go to heaven for when they died, and being nuns they were pretty sure that they would definitely go there. But when they died they went to the gates of heaven and they couldn’t get in.They started looking at each other wondering why and suddenly they asked God why. “Why can’t we go to heaven, God, if we were good all our lives, we didn’t do anything bad to disappoint you.” “To get into the gates of heaven,”God replied. “each of you have to pass the ultimate test to see how much you learned in your lifetime.If you pass the test question given you, then the bells of heaven will ring and the gate will open for you.” So the nuns having no choice decided to follow through. So God said to the first nun, “Tell me, who was the first person on earth?” “Oh, that’s an easy one,” she said.”The first person on earth was Adam.” Having answered it correctly the bells rang:ding! ding! ding!And the gates opened and she went in. “Ok,” God said to the second nun.”Who was the first woman on earth?” “Oh, that’s an easy one.The first woman on earth was Eve.” Ding! Ding! Ding!The gates open and she goes in. Finally God asked the third nun a question. “Ok, what was the first thing Eve said to Adam?” The nun thought a while and she said, “Uhh. . . That’s a hard one. . .” Ding!Ding!Ding!The gates open. . . .


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