It was way back…

It was way back when buses first came out.
There was a young guy who’s gramma just died and he needed to get to his other family to tell them. So he gets dressed in a hurry and runs to the bus stop.
The bus driver stops and the guy started walking down the aile and the bus driver said to give him a dime(thats how much it cost back then). So the guy says, “hold on, I’ll have to go get a dime from someone.”
The guy starts running down the street asking people for a dime and everyone says no. He finds a prostitute and says, “Mam can I have a dime, I’ll owe you forever.”
She pulls out a dime drops it in her panties “If you want it, come and get it but you must use your mouth”
After he’s been down there, he gets on the bus and spits it into the driver’s hand
The bus driver says, “Hey… how far do you think your gonna get on a scab?”