A minister dies and…

A minister dies and goes to heaven.Before him is a loudmouth man with a loud shirt, chain pants, and a loud hat. Saint Peter asked the guy what he did for a living. He said “I was the taxi cab driver of moo yawk city. St. Peter hands him a silk robe, and a golden staff.The minister gets up to St. Peter. St. Peter asked the man what he did for a living. He stood up very straight, and spoke in a loud, clear voice “I am John C. Maxwell, bishop of St. Mary’s Church. St. Peter hands him a cotton robe, and a regular staff.”Why”, asked the bishop. You let that taxi cab driver have a silk robe and golden staff but not me? St. Peter said “up here we work by results.”St. Peter said “While you preached, people slept, while he drove, people prayed.”