THE GIRL’S PRAYER
Our Cash
Which art on plastic
Hallowed be thy name
Thy Cartier watch
Thy Coach bag
In Gumps
As it is in Tiffany’s
Give us each day our Platinum Visa
And forgive us our overdraft
As we forgive those who stop our Mastercard
And lead us not into K-mart
And deliver us from Loeman’s
For thine is the Rolex, the Harry Winston and the Armani
For Chanel No.5 and Eternity Amex.
THE BOYS PRAYER
Our beer
Which art in bottles
Hallowed by thy sport
Thy will be drunk
I will be drunk
At home as it is in the pub
Give us each day our daily schooners
And forgive us our spillage
As we forgive those who spillest against us
And lead us not into the practice of California wine tasting
And deliver us from Tequila
For mine is the adult beverage
The ladys and the freedom
Forever and ever Barmen.
