A Mr. Jones was sued by a Mrs. Johnson for defamation of character. She charged that he had called her a pig. Mr. Jones was indeed found guilty and fined. After the trial, he asked the judge, “Your Honor, this means that I cannot call Mrs. Johnson a pig?” The judge said that was true. “Does this mean I cannot call a pig Mrs. Johnson?” the man asked. The judge replied that he could indeed call a pig ‘Mrs. Johnson’ with no fear of legal action. Mr. Jones grinned, looked directly at Mrs. Johnson, and said, “Good afternoon, Mrs. Johnson.”
