“A study in the…

“A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh.” –Conan O’Brien “In elementary school, in case of fire you have to line up quietly in a single file line from smallest to tallest. What is the logic? Do tall people burn slower?” –Warren Hutcherson “If your parents never had children, chances are you won’t either.” –Dick Cavett “I was a vegetarian until I started leaning towards sunlight.” –Rita Rudner “Sometimes I think war is God’s way of teaching us geography.” –Paul Rodriguez “When you look at Prince Charles, don’t you think that someone in the Royal family knew someone in the Royal family?” –Robin Williams If the president of the USA has to be a natural-born citizen, could a test- tube baby ever be president? –Stephen Wright