“Spice Up Your Lockout”

Emma and Geri were locked out of their car and were trying to open the door.

Emma: “I can’t get it open!”

Geri: “Well, hurry, because the top’s down and it looks like it’s going to rain!”

Q: Why does it take a Spice Girl 2 hours to drink orange juice?

A: The carton says “concentrate.”

Why do the Spice Girls write T.G.I.F. on their shoes?

Toes Go In First.