Sure, here are the items listed in a numbered list format:
1. You grind your own coffee beans – with your teeth.
2. You sleep with your eyes open.
3. You have to watch videos in fast-forward.
4. You’ve worn out your third pair of running shoes this week.
5. Your coffee mug has a picture of a coffee mug.
6. You can type sixty words per minute with your toes.
7. You can jump-start your car without cables.
8. You don’t sweat, you percolate.
9. Your first-aid kit contains two pints of coffee and an I.V. hookup.
10. You channel-surf faster without a remote.
